#sir arthur conan doyle would hate this tho

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Meeks and Pitts are sherlock holmes and john watson (real not fake)

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Saying ‘I do’ with Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Ah, finally, the day has come

Your wedding to Arthot Arthur

Even though you guys are praCTICALLY married, he wants to do things right to prove his commitment to you

So he definitely wants to go all out

Doesn’t hurt that he’s got access to those Sherlock royalties and Daddy Comte’s sweet coin

He’s already mentioned wanting to marry you for a long time (i.e. his romantic end, the wedding event)

So you aren’t surprised when he finally pops the question

He plans a whole speech to tell you how much he loves you and how you saved him from the ghosts of his past

Buuuut then he gets super flustered and forgets evERY WORD

Even though there’s no doubt that you’ll say yes, he still gets super emotional when you accept his proposal

He’ll never admit it, but he crieD

Poor boy

He gets you a ring with a nice big gem the same colour as his eyes so you can remember how much he loves you

He still doesn’t realize that you don’t need fancy gifts or a giant ring to know how much he cares

All you need is him

You make every decision for the wedding together: the venue, the food, the decor, etc. etc.

EXCEPT

FOR

THE DRESS

He tells you to get something sexy as a joke not really and suRE ENOUGH, YOU DO

Nothing too crazy, after all, we’re still in the 19th century

But you manage to find a seamstress willing to make a classic dress with some more modern customizations

We’re talking a revealing/exposed back, a tighter fit and maybe a leg slit if you’re feeling extra daring

She wasn’t crazy about making something so risque, but who can resist that Saint-Germain charm and money?

When Arthur sees you in your dress for the first time, his eyes practically POP out of his head

Is that a tent in his trousers?

He thanks God for this gift of a woman

Once he gets over that initial shock, he’s on the brink of tears for the rest of the ceremony

Contrary to popular belief, our little Arthur is very emotional

He stumbles through his vows and it’s the CUTEST THING

Vic is definitely the ring-bearer

The kiss at the end of the ceremony is surprisingly chaste considering it’s ARTHUR you’re marrying

Does this make you....Lady Conan Doyle?

Both the ceremony and reception are held at the mansion since that’s where it all started for you two

You even invite the kids from the orphanage to the reception and they love every second of it

You catch Arthur playing with them on the lawn and it makes you so soft

Because you just know that he would make an amazing dad

The cake isn’t too crazy, but it’s definitely got a cute lil wedding topper of you and Arthur (courtesy of Sebastian thanks bro)

During your first dance, Arthur starts feeling you up mmm that exposed back tho

"It looks like God finally won’t hate us, luv”

“Arthur...”

“I hope you don’t like that dress too much”

“ARTHUR-”

Some things never change

Theo is the Best Man and you bet your ass that he clowns the FUCK out of Arthur

He goes into GREAT. DETAIL. about how wHIPPED Arthur was for you and how sad he was when he thought you didn’t love him back

“Hondje, you don’t know how many nights I had to listen to him go on and on and on about you while I was just trying to drink in PEACE”

Shut up, Theo, we know you love him

He also mentions how Arthur was freaking out like crazy before proposing to you bc his dumb ass thought you would say no

aS IF YOU COULD SAY NO TO HIM

Theo deadass had to persuade him to go through with it

Oh Arthur, you poor, dumb boy

Of course, Theo eventually says really nice things about the two of you

Who knew that he could be so sweet?

Literally me, but anYways

At the end of the night, you and Arthur take a very nice carriage ride to the fanciest hotel in town

 bc no one, and I mean no one, wants to hear those noises tonight, not again

Your honeymoon will be a trip to the UK to see where he grew up

But that’s for tomorrow, bc tonight is all about you, him and the love you have for each other

“It’ll always be you, darling. No one could ever replace you in my heart. I may have been a real dog in the past, but you’re the only one for me now and forever.”

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Tag Nine People with Excellent Taste

I was tagged by: @maggot-zombie :)  ♥(thanks) Color you’re wearing: Half black half red xD Last Band T-shirt you bought: Falling Breakdown  Last Band you saw live: Rammstein... it’s been soooo long :( Last song you listened to: Hate Mantra by Feared Lipstick or chapstick: no stick xD (what’s a chapstick tho ?) Last movie you watched: Scott Pilgrim vs the world (I love this movie) Last 3 TV shows you watched: Does netflix count as TV ? then it would be Sherlock, Big Mouth and Stranger Things I guess 3 Characters you identify with: Phil Dunphy from modern family, because I’m kinda as stupid as him xD; then there’s Sam from Atypical, because I’m socially awkward too lol; can’t think of a third one haha Book You’re currently reading: Complete saga of Sherlock Holmes by sir arthur conan doyle

I tag: @mordorhead, @woman-that-you-fear, @twerkhammett, @the-wretchedness-inside, @lat-era-lus, @undeadghuleh, @moosyfate82

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tagged by @srk1o3 (love you darling♥)

rules: 1. always post the rules. 2. answer the questions given by the person who tagged you. 3. write 11 questions of your own. 4. tag 11 people (or however many you want)

1.) What’s ur fave time of year +why 

I love July. My birthday is on the 30th, it’s winter, it’s cold, it’s vacation (from school and work when I used to teach lol). It’s just a beautiful month and I’ve always loved it.

2.) Weirdest dream you ever had +ur reaction when u woke up 

Man all my dreams are weird but I don’t remember one that is the weirdest. My last dreams I’ve had were very draining. One I was very mad by someone who I didn’t even know and the other my brother was making me very upset and I was very depressed. I woke up relieved that they were dreams, but I still have no idea why I had these dreams.

3.) Which fictional character would u trade places with?+why 

Damn. All my faves die or suffer a lot and I don’t want that hahahah (or want to kill everyone y’know, i’m looking at your loki) I’m going to choose Rapunzel from Tangled because she has a happy ending (even though Eugene ‘dies’ on her for a minute or so), she has a m a z i n g hair and can do random things with it, not to mention it has healing qualities! Awesome! She can draw and cook and do everything tbh she’s great. And she leaves her home, even against mother Gothel and follows her dream. ♥

4.) If you could be any fruit, what would you be +why.. 

Damn. Idk. I love bananas and I believe most people like too, so it would be nice to be something everyone loved, but it’s also very cheap and idk. Strawberries are cool, tho. They are a bit sour, but to people who like it (like I do), they taste amazing! And I think that’s a better representation of me. :)

5.) What is your dream job!!!+why 

Become a writer!!!! Because even though writing can be very hard and draining, I’d be able to work from home which is good because 1) my anxiety and 2) when I have children I could be a stay at home mom who also works at home, y’know. Not to mention that I love to write???

6.) What’s ur family heritage like? 

Okay, so from my mom’s side I know I have Italian, African (not sure from what part tho) and maybe Spanish? From my father’s side I think I have Portuguese, Spanish, Italian (and maaaybe African?).

7.) You’re in a gang. What’s the name of the gang? What’s ur gang name/symbol? What’s your ranking in the gang? how did u get involved in this gang? what were you even thinking.. 

I??? Don’t think gangs are a thing in Brazil so I don’t even know if my answer will be nice, but well. The name of the gang is roaring kittens. My gang name is unicorn kitten and my symbol is a kitten with a horn like a unicorn. I’m the leader of the gang. I created this gang because kittens, unicorns and gay. I was thinking about kittens, unicorns and gay.

8.) If you could travel to any time period, which would it be? 

Around 1895 so I could meet Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. <3 Or around 1920 so I could meet JRR Tolkien. Priorities. 

9.) A movie that reminds you of your childhood?+why 

So many lol. Titanic because I would watch it ALL the time and I would ask everyone tall enough to change the VHS because it was divided in two parts and I couldn’t reach it. The Fox and the Hound, legit my fave movie when I was little and I still cry watching it. Saint Seiya (yes, the movies). My brother had like two or three movies and I would watch non stop as well. I even named our car Ikki when I was little XD

10.) When u were a kid what did u think u would be when u grew up? 

I think everyone thinks to be a teacher at some point, and I know I did, but then I also wanted to be an architect, or wanted to study history or writer or biologist. Anyway, I tried teaching and hated it. I lasted two years, then the depression got the best of me. Now I solely want to write. Hope it works out.

11.) What was your favorite class that you have EVER taken, ever?+teacher description  

I obviously loved British/American Literature when I took it in College. I was extremely good (dare I say I was the best of my class? ;) maybe) even though we didn’t study any of it in school. And I’ve always loved British literature so I was very pumped. My professor was very funny. She was an old, soft woman who thought everything was ‘perfect, it’s perfection!’. It was very uplifting. With one exceptions. We were doing a project about Bliss (from Katherine Mansfield) and I pointed out that one of the symbolism could mean that the main character was bisexual (something EVERYONE IN MY CLASS AGREED WITH) and she didn’t accept it. Like, bitch, stop being homophobic and biphobic and accept that everyone was gay or bi back in the day.

My questions:

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be and why?

What’s your favourite character of all time (or the type you have for favourite characters)? What do they say about you and your personality? (as in, why do you like/identify with them)

Recommend me a book and give me a brief (without spoilers!) summary of it.

If you could have ANY animal for a pet, which would it be and why?

If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you be and why?

Who is/are your celebrity crush? (show me a pic, maybe? ;)

What’s your comfort fandom/ship and why? (As in, when you’re feeling stressed and need to relax, which fandom/ship you like to read/see things about?)

What’s a dream you wish you could achieve in the next three years? How close to achieving it are you?

What do you usually do to relax?

What’s your favourite book genre? And for fics, is it the same? What tropes you like best for books and/or fics?

Who is someone you’d love to meet in real life (actors, writers, online friends, Obama, etc) and why?

I tag:

@snowhites @littleredofhearts @doctor--idiot @wellcometothedarkside @marrieddorks @sweet-sammy-kisses @everymanwillbeaking @random-fireworks @toboldlynerd @soy-em @practically-pidge 

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Thank you for tagging me @the-girl-who-lived-to-read and @thevajunglebook Took a while for me to post, for I was all the way across the country from my books at the time of the tag. 1. What is your favorite book and/or book series of all time?
The Tortall Universe by Tamora Pierce 2. What is the longest book you have ever read? How many pages?
I honestly don’t know. I’ve read so many books… 3. What is the oldest book you have ever read? (Based on its written date) The Lost World by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. (1912) 4. What is a book series that everyone else loves but you do not? The Matched Trilogy 5. What book or book series would you like to see turned into a film/ TV series?
The Tortall Universe 6. What is your favorite stand-alone book?
At the moment Fangirl by Rainbow Rowell 7. What is a book that you feel glad for not reading? hmm I’m unsure 8. What is a book you have read that is set in your country of birth?
Well I was born in California, but currently live in Connecticut so there are many books I have read placed in the USA. 9. What is a book that you feel guilty for not reading?
None 10. What is a book that you own more than one copy of?
 Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone 11. What horror book made you really scared? Do not really read horror 12. What book do you passionately hate?
 I don’t passionately hate any, mildly dislike, yes. Hate, no. 13. What is the biggest book series you have read? How many books are in it?
 Tortall Universe. 17 books 14. What book gives you happy memories?
 How to Catch a Pirate by Jade Parker 15. What book made you cry?
 Too many but the two off the top of my head are The Book Thief by Markus Zusak and See You At Harry’s by Jo Knowles 16. What book made you laugh? A lot. To Catch a Pirate by Jo Knowles is a great one that I always laugh when I read it. 17. What is your favourite book that contains an LGBTQ+ character? Sad to say I have not read any books containing LGBTQ+ characters. I’m hoping to broaden my reading soon though not]w that I have more time.
18. Have you read a book with a male protagonist? What is it?
 Paper Towns by John Green 19. Have you read a book set on another planet? What is it?
 I don’t think I have. 20. Have you ever been glad to not finish a series? Which?
Kinda. The Mortal Instrumentals. I could never get into it. I might try it again one day tho. 21. Have you ever read a book series because you were pressured?
 Nope. 22. What famous author have you not read any books by?
 Stephen King 23. Who is your favorite author of all time?
 Tamora Pierce 24. How many bookshelves do you own?
 A small cubby, which is overflowing. I have piles of books until I can move and get a bookshelf. 25. How many books do you own?
 It took me a while to count al; of these… 235 books. 26. What is your favorite non-fiction book?
 Unsure. 27. What is your favorite children’s/middle-grade book? The Mixed Up Files of Mrs Basil E Frankweiler by E.L. Konigsburg 28. What is your next book on your TBR?
 I have a whole list of tbr. But Stalking Jack the Ripper by Kerri Maniscalco 29. What book are you currently reading? Jane by April Linder
30. What book are you planning on buying next?
 That’s a good question, I have no clue. 31. What was the cheapest book you bought?
 25 cents 32. What was the most expensive book you bought?
 Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Illustrated Edition for $40. 33. What is a book you read after seeing the movie/ TV series?
 Odd Thomas by Dean Koonzt 34. What is the newest book you have bought?
 Everything leads to you by Nina Lacour 35. What three books are you most looking forward to reading this year?
 I’m looking forward to reading any books I find 36. What is a book you love that has a terrible trope? (Love triangle, etc)
 I honestly have no clue… 37. Have you read a book in a different language? What was it?
 No 38. What is a book you’ve read that is set in a time period before you were born?
 So many! The Luxe series by Anna Godbersen 39. What book offended you?
 I don’t think any. 40. What is the weirdest book you have read?
 Not sure I’ve read any really weird books…. 41. What is your favorite duology?
 The Trickster books by Tamora Pierce 42. What is your favorite trilogy?
 The Fire, Bitterblue, and Graceling books by Kristin Cashore 43. What book did you buy because of its cover? Heart of Brass by Kate Cross 44. What is a book that you love, but has a terrible cover? Don’t think I have a book that I love with a terrible cover. 45. Do you own a poetry anthology? What is your favorite poem from it? I do not, yet. 46. Do you own any coloring books based off other books?
 No I do not. 47. Do you own any historical fiction?
 No, I do not. 48. What book made you angry?
 I have not have a book make me angry. 49. What book has inspired you?
 A lot of books have inspired me. 50. What book got you into reading?
 The Little House on the Prairie series by Laura Ingalls Wilder Tagging: @starletmoonrive @live-and-breathe-fantasy And whoever wants to do it ❤️